Well, the diagnosis was bent rods, likely caused by stuck valves from sitting for so long. Had to bring the car to a shop to have it worked on since I do not have tools, time, nor a place to do that sort of work. ouch...
Anyway, the guys said the car runs like a top now so i'm headed over after work to look at it and figure out what else I need to do. I know the clutch needs some work, but i'm hoping they will pull the master and slave for me and let me rebuild them, saving a bit of labor there. After that I'll just need plates and a registration. Horay!