Lol thanks for the tip, Jim! I just got it out, and without that warning, I'd likely be wearing a nice shiner to work tomorrow.
drum roll please....... it still wont turn.
I dont have a funnel long enough to get ATF into the spark plug holes safely.
I started the tear down with the intent to swap in a 4.0 head. Is there any reason not to just take the head off at this point? I can't imagine that making it any more difficult to un-stick the engine. Only risk I see is that exposing the internals more might bind things up even more. Worst case, I might just swap a full 4.0 engine in instead of just the head....
I guess this is worth mentioning too: The car is currently in my garage, where it has been for the past year and change. However, this weekend it's getting towed to a buddy's house for some short-term (a couple months, maybe) storage in the woods behind his house. We'll cover it, but yea... ain't no garage. Reason being, we need to do a head swap and some other minor engine work to a miata 1.8L motor that's in a suzuki x90. long story. either way, that might be reason enough to leave the head on.