lol, mine have names I guess, lol, more like "tags" or "handles" in a way though.
Jeep: Freekee.
Why: It was a free cherokee, plus it's a bit of a freak so it's fitting, lol.
84 Eagle: Red Headed Step Child
Why: Well, it's red, and the miss was not too fond of it from day one, gets her jabbs in about it any time possible, lol. So it made sense to me to call it that.
Malibu: Mirthmobile
Why: This name was givin to the car by my high school friends back when I first got it. It was the butt of many jokes, everything from it's Grandpa looks, to it's gutless nature. We were all watching Waynes Worlds, when Wayne says in the movie, "To the mirthmobile!" my friends all bust out laughing and tagged my car with that handle. To this day (even though I've tried renaming in the past) my friends still ask, how's the mirth running?
Grand, I have a chevy named after an AMC Pacer, hahaha, go figure....